MCU Meme: 1/10 Scenes
MCU Meme: 1/10 Scenes
AND TONY DOESN’T BLUSH WHEN OTHER PEOPLE COMMENT ABOUT HOW “HOT” HE IS OR WHATEVER (HE’S BEEN IN THE SPOTLIGHT ALL HIS LIFE IT DOESN’T PHASE HIM IN THE SLIGHTEST)
BUT STEVE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HOW HANDSOME TONY IS AND HOW CUTE HIS SMILE IS AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES TONY’S LAUGH AND JUST ALL OF THESE LITTLE THINGS THAT NO ONE’S EVER TOLD HIM BEFORE AND TONY HONESTLY DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO REACT BECAUSE STEVE’S JUST SO GODDAMN EARNEST AND NOW THAT HE’S MADE TONY BLUSH TONY JUST CAN’T STOP
AND THEN THE AVENGERS BE LIL BITCHES AND TEASE HIM ABOUT IT THE DAY AFTER. THEN STEVE ENTERS THE KITCHEN AND CUE AWKWARD SILENCE BECAUSE STEVE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THE MEAD AND HE DRANK A LOT, THEY DONT KNOW IF ASGARD ALCHOL COMES WITH A HANGOVER AND MEMORY LOSS PLUS THOR’S STILL SLEEPING SO THEY CAN’T ASK. SO STEVE SAYS GOOD MORNING THEN LEANS INTO TONY’S PERSONAL SPACE AND SAYS “YOUR BLUSHY FACE IS INSANELY CUTE YOU SHOULD DO IT MORE OFTEN”
AND THEN STEVE STARTS LEAVING HIM LITTLE NOTES IN RANDOM PLACES
HE FINDS A NOTE TUCKED INTO HIS BRIEFCASE DURING A BOARD MEETING AND AFTER READING IT, HIS FACE GETS SO RED THAT THEY ALL NOTICE AND PEPPER JUST GETS REALLY MAD BECAUSE SHE THINKS HE’S SEXTING OR DOING SOMETHING ELSE REALLY INAPPROPRIATE OR WHATEVER SO AFTER THE MEETING SHE CORNERS HIM AND TAKES THE NOTE OUT OF HIS HANDS AND ALL IT SAYS IS: your eyes are really pretty
PEPPER’S LIKE “dude what the fuck” AND TONY EXPLAINS AS THE WALK TO THE ELEVATOR. HE IS UNAWARE THAT THE ELEVATOR IS GOING TO THE COMMON FLOOR AS HE POURS HIS HEART OUT TO PEPPER ABOUT HIS CRUSH ON STEVE. STEVE IS CURSING AT THOR WHO FUCKING BLUE SHELLED HIM WHEN HE HEARS A ‘ding!’ AND SEES PEPPER SHOVE TONY OUT AND SAYS TO HIM ’ TONY THINKS YOUR EYES ARE PRETTY TOO” WITH AN EVIL GRIN AND TONY JUST SQUEAKS
STEVE WALKS UP TO HIM AND ASKS “YOU REALLY THINK MY EYES ARE PRETTY?” AND AS THE ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSE, PEPPER CALLS OUT: “HE THINKS ALL OF YOU IS PRETTY” AND TONY’S FACE GETS EVEN REDDER“WELL YOU HAVEN’T SEENALL OF ME… YET” SAYS STEVE WINKING AT TONY WHO LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO FAINT. THORS JUST DYING FROM LAUGHTER IN THE BACKGROUND
STEVE MAKES SURE TO SWAY HIS HIPS AS HE WALKS AWAY AND TONY’S JUST MAKING THESE PAINED NOISES AND THOR FRANTICALLY TEXTS THE REST OF THE TEAM AND NATASHA’S IMPRESSED THAT STEVE WAS ABLE TO MAKE A SUGGESTIVE COMMENT LIKE THAT (EVEN IF IT IS KIND OF LAME) SO SHE SHOOTS TWO TEXTS: ONE TO STEVE THAT SAYS “PROUD OF YOU! :)” AND ONE TO TONY THAT SAYS “WTF ARE YOU DOING GO AFTER HIM YOU DUMBASS”
so this happened
“I can’t get drunk,” Steve reminds everyone ruefully when Thor comes back from Asgard with a barrel full of mead and a grin big enough to hold it all.
there is NOTHING better than reading a whole string of “WHAT IF THIS” headcanons/ideas/half-fics and then finding a read more to an ACTUAL FIC
tumblr, what is the point of the “image from URL’ function if I can’t post multiple photos that way
the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about
anti-sj bloggers: omg, why are sjws offended by everything?
anti-sj bloggers: i am deeply offended by your headcanons, your media criticism, your donate button, your mental illness, your lived experience, your “made-up words,” your life choices, and virtually every aspect of your identity
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"